January 2012
505 posts
Jan 1st
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December 2011
275 posts
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theoneders: breadbowl replied to your post: brandonispoor replied to your post: really don’t… He just wants you to post a butt pic I bet i’ll post a pic of my butt when he beats me in wwf noted for later.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
216 notes
1 tag
theoneders: brandon stop trying to be snarky and make ur fuckin move in wwf
Dec 31st
theoneders: I hate being white you guys we know
Dec 31st
1 tag
Dec 31st
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iketurnerpimpin: kennyboss: paperplanesandpyramids: there are some completely normal white people. yall are aware, right? where  nawl nah
Dec 31st
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tsarcasm: womb-raider: I feel so, so sorry for that cuntbarf girls child People who have 7 penises tatooed on their body and save their menstrual blood should not have children it’s wrong for gay people to have children and yet betty period blood crocker can have kids okay betty period blood crocker
Dec 31st
40 notes
the cookies kinda looked like red velvet
Dec 31st
2 tags
The Real Nigga 30 Day Audio Challenge, pt. 3
l7one: I know you said ‘04-‘11 was going to be your year, but this is it for real. Pay off that credit card debt, hit up your boy from economics to design your mixtape cover, register to vote; do all of those things you’ve been putting off for years. Start 2012 the right way with the third installment of the real nigga audio challenge: Day 1 - a song that shouldn’t have made it out of 2003 Day...
Dec 31st
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My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
haitianprophet: cuntbarf: I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking.  I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it. What do you think, Tumblr? I’m judging you. I’m judging you on unforeseen levels of judge. How can I possibly judge you...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
49 notes
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Dec 31st
18 notes
why i wake up and my hairline look like a checkmark
Dec 30th
So-called friends are straight up disrespectful and i’m never driving them into the city ever again.
Dec 30th
thebraethoven: brandonispoor: i have to be a DD tonight and it sucks nuts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZsWRqz14k Play this while you cry and drive home
Dec 30th
my nigga is 19 and he still getting grounded african parents must not play any type of games
Dec 30th
1 tag
marsellaandthemachine replied to your post: i have to be a DD tonight and it sucks nuts NO :( you gotta get crazy with me david is grounded so i have to drive there now it’s lame
Dec 30th
2 tags
monochromaticblack replied to your post: i have to be a DD tonight and it sucks nuts awwww -tears-  thewordsyouwishyouwrote-down replied to your post: i have to be a DD tonight and it sucks nuts cry about it bro y’all some gay niggas
Dec 30th
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i have to be a DD tonight and it sucks nuts
Dec 30th
monochromaticblack: Have you showered today? Be honest. hell nah
Dec 30th
26 notes
hey if i’m coming to your house for new years and you’re asking that everyone dresses up jus know i’m coming there in a hoody and jordans because it’s ur damn house not a ballroom
Dec 29th
1 tag
Dec 29th
421 notes
Girl: You're a misogynist
Boy: BITCH I AIN'T MASSAGIN' NOTHIN'
Dec 29th
265 notes
theoneders: I just misspelled the word “beat” while bragging about my words with friends win I should be euthanized fuck off
Dec 29th
6 notes
WatchWatch
ripkamsud: turdshuffler: One of the funniest WSHH vids.  omg damn he is very efficient w/ the nubs look how he opened the door at the beginning putting shades on with no arms
Dec 29th
44 notes
it’s never hot enough where you need to take your t-shirt off to play sports it is never that damn hot
Dec 29th
“As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.”
– Wiz Khalifa, Tyga, and Drake said simultaneously by all three circa 450 B.C.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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How are you gonna tell me to go to your house and then I get here and you’re not here niggas be late to their own house
Dec 28th
theoneders: this nigga might beat me uh oh I see ya talkin shit breh
Dec 27th
I’m at my niggas house and he’s Ugandan and we’re watching African music videos you can hear the poverty and hunger in the music
Dec 27th
1 tag
theoneders: brandonispoor replied to your post: yo brandon what was up with that post earlier with… fuck naw i don’t know i just have good memory like brae and kellen’s are schmelz and emily’s is mexijew omg do u have a problem
Dec 27th
4 notes
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i’m eleni’s butt
Dec 27th
6 notes
1 tag
once upon a time
me: dear mother cat, you meow so much better than me
mother: oh come on, that's not true
me: so... we are both cats, then, and [father] is a tomato
mother: a tomato?
me: yes. a very nice tomato. and ... will i always be your kitten?
mother: of course you will always be my kitten!!!
me: mriaow!
Dec 27th
netscapeshawty: i wonder if white people otherkin themselves into black people niggakin
Dec 27th
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i burned my pizza i ruined boxing day
Dec 27th
1 tag
i break people’s tags starring fuckin eleni gibsonbitch
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
9 tags
Dec 26th
5 notes
Dec 26th
1 tag
Worldstarhiphop Mobile
Dec 26th
Maddy played HAEMIN for 16 points
Me: that's not even a word...
Maddy: it isss. its wat bleed when you pop the cherry
Me: nigga that's hymen...
Dec 26th
miami heat attempting to acquire lebron’s hairline from free agency
Dec 26th
1 tag
breadbowl replied to your photo Lebron? nah it’s the universal sign of failure
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
yo what the fuck is a boxing day?
Dec 26th